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This is a site designed specifically for reporting on and analyzing the record and positions of Senator John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee for the presidency. It is not intended to be a “hit” job, but we offer no apologies for the fact that we vehemently disagree with the overwhelming majority of Mr. McCain’s positions. Further, we believe that McCain is someone that has sold out his principles for political convenience, has questionable ethics, and therefore cannot be trusted to hold the highest office in this land.
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My crack at it:
“Mmmm, George.. I love your rugged smell of ignorance. I want to be just like you when I grow up.”
John decided that if THIS was what he had to do to get the ultra-right wing votes, he would try to enjoy it. “At least”, he thought as he held George’s firm torso in his arms, “Dick said I can be on top!”
I didn’t have to endure this much humiliation when I was a POW. I’ve given the party my soul, my integrity, and now this; what does a guy have to do to become President?
I think I’ll go with an old Looney Tunes Classic:
“I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George. Not a rabbit George? I will have to spank you!”
Where is the off switch?
“Old Spice?”
After years of seperation, scientist have finally discovered a way to re-connect these siamese twins surgically removed at birth.
-or-
“I gotta quit this ventriloquist gig, my hand is stuck up this dummy’s…”